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🏆 Gas Town Code Crimes

The flagship 350K-line codebase that inspired this roaster

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The Sane Alternative: 840 Lines

🔥 Gas Town Does

  • Shell out to bd daemon for state
  • Shell out to tmux for messaging
  • Shell out to sqlite3 for queries
  • Shell out to git with string parsing
  • 694-line TOML files as AI prompts
  • AI watching AI watching AI
  • Hard-coded sleeps everywhere

✨ Opus 4.5 Does

  • Direct SQLite for state (no daemon)
  • Database message queue
  • Python sqlite3 module
  • subprocess with proper error handling
  • Simple function calls
  • Heartbeat timeout (30 seconds)
  • Event-driven, not polling

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